Why Am I Here...

Sooo...
 after years of being a serial monogomous, almost getting married to some cute boys along the way and then wallowing in my own sorrow and getting pregnant during a bender. It's been three years. I found a relationship with God and I had an almost lover along the way but besides that, haven't felt the need to date.
Until now.

 3 years without dating in your 20's...then trying to jump back in. Is almost like committing social suicide. Never a boring moment. So, I guess these are just snip its of my life.
Snips its of things that I have determined as the reasons I am single.
I make myself laugh a lot. So this is all for me. So if you don't think I am awesome. Well, fuck off :)
 If you don't get it. My hashtags are for comical use only #hashtagsforlife.
 I have a horrible sense of humor, but I will warn you...
I am THE coolest person you will ever meet lol men are intimidated.

and that's why I am single